Monday, January 15, 2007
15 January 2007
It has been quite a normal day for me today. I think waking up late has become a habit for me. As usual, I woke up late today again. Had to get my father to fetch me to school. Thankfully, I reached school on time. Phase test was hard. I had help from Zani, Chee Chow and Derek. Although Zani did my circuit board for me, I changed it for Derek's board as he was done with his test. I was totally racking my brains! I need to listen more in class. Labels: 15 January 2007
Went to Tampanies mall with Chee Chow, Terence, Jonathan and Andrew after school to catch Death Note 2. I had to treat them to the movie. Nevermind, as long as everyone is happy, I'm happy too. Took a train to work. MISSED MY STOP! Thanks to Terence and Andrew! Talking and talking. This expat was laughing at me. Moron!
Stopped at Novena and took a cab to work. A waste of money! Cut my pinky when I was closing the toilet door just now. Painful! Has been bleeding non stop for about 5 minutes already.
Saw this joke in jokediary. Damn funny. Shall share it here.
Recently, when I went to McDonald's I saw on the menu that you could have an order of 6, 9 or 12 Chicken McNuggets. I asked for a half dozen mcnuggets. "We don't have half dozen nuggets," said the teenager at the counter. "You don't?" I replied. "We only have six, nine, or twelve, "was the reply. "So I can't order a half dozen nuggets, but I can order six?"That's right." So I shook my head and ordered six McNuggets.
I was checking out at the local Wal-Mart with just a few items and the lady behind me put her things on the belt close to mine. I picked up one of those "dividers" that they keep by the cash register and placed it between our things so they wouldn't get mixed. After the girl had scanned all of my items, she picked up the "divider", looking it all over for the bar code so she could scan it. Not finding the bar code she said to me, "Do you know how much this is?" I said to her "I've changed my mind, I don't think I'll buy that today." She said "OK," and I paid her for the things and left. She had no clue to what had just happened.
I recently saw a distraught young lady weeping beside her car. Do you need some help?" I asked. She replied, "I knew I should have replaced the battery to this remote door unlocker. Now I can't get into my car. Do you think they (pointing to a distant convenience store) would have a battery to fit this?" "Hmmm, I dunno. Do you have an alarm, too?" I asked. "No,just this remote thingy," she answered, handing it and the car keys to me. As I took the key and manually unlocked the door, I replied, "Why don't you drive over there and check about the batteries. It's a long walk."
Several years ago, we had an Intern who was none too swift. One day she was typing and turned to a secretary and said, "I'm almost out of typing paper. What do I do?" "Just use copier machine paper," the secretary told her.With that, the intern took her last remaining blank piece of paper, put it on the photocopier and proceeded to make five "blank" copies.
Police in Radnor, Pa., interrogated a suspect by placing a metal colander on his head and connecting it with wires to a photocopy machine. The message"He's lying" was placed in the copier, and police pressed the copy button each time they thought the suspect wasn't telling the truth. Believing the "lie detector" was working, the suspect confessed.
I cut it short, cos I didn't really understand what the last part was about. If you want the full joke, go the the web. It's in my link.
