Saturday, February 24, 2007
24th February 2007
Finally went to pay my CableTV bill today. Now, I have used up all my ang pow money! Boo... Can't wait for end of the month to come. My pay is coming! Maybe I shall use my pay to buy a new camera. SONY CYBERSHOT! Labels: 24th February 2007
I want to go Pulau Ubin and have a chalet there again. It's so fun there! Maybe next month. After the exam. I have this feeling that I will fail DPA. I didn't even listen in DPA! Oh, I found a new word for 'shit' last night when I was watching the 9 o'clock show on Channel 8. It's 'xuete'. Hahahahahahah. It's so lame.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY JOSIAH, WEIWEI, PETRINA, PAULINE, CLARISSA, YONG ZHI and MYSELF! So many people's birthday in February.
And lastly, Joke of the day!
ABBOTT: Super Duper computer store. Can I help you?
COSTELLO: Thanks. I'm setting up an office in my den and I'm thinking about buying a computer.
ABBOTT: Mac?
COSTELLO: No, the name's Lou.
ABBOTT: Your computer?
COSTELLO: I don't own a computer. I want to buy one.
ABBOTT: Mac?
COSTELLO: I told you, my name's Lou.
ABBOTT: What about Windows?
COSTELLO: Why? Will it get stuffy in here?
ABBOTT: Do you want a computer with Windows?
COSTELLO: I don't know. What will I see when I look at the windows?
ABBOTT: Wallpaper.
COSTELLO: Never mind the windows. I need a computer and software.
ABBOTT: Software for Windows?
COSTELLO: No. On the computer! I need something I can use to write proposals and track expenses and run my business. What do you have?
ABBOTT: Office.
COSTELLO: Yeah, for my office. Can you recommend anything?
ABBOTT: I just did.
COSTELLO: You just did what?
ABBOTT: Recommend something.
COSTELLO: You recommended something?
ABBOTT: Yes.
COSTELLO: For my office?
ABBOTT: Yes.
COSTELLO: OK, what did you recommend for my office?
ABBOTT: Office.
COSTELLO: Yes, for my office!
ABBOTT: I recommend Office with Windows.
COSTELLO: I already have an office with windows! OK, let's just say I'm sitting at my computer and I want to type a proposal. What do I need?
ABBOTT: Word.
COSTELLO: What word?
ABBOTT: Word in Office.
COSTELLO: The only word in office is office.
ABBOTT: The Word in Office for Windows.
COSTELLO: Which word in office for windows?
ABBOTT: The Word you get when you click the blue "W".
COSTELLO: I'm going to click your blue "w" if you don't start with some straight answers. What about financial bookkeeping? You have anything I can track my money with?
ABBOTT: Money.
COSTELLO: That's right. What do you have?
ABBOTT: Money.
COSTELLO: I need money to track my money?
ABBOTT: It comes bundled with your computer.
COSTELLO: What's bundled with my computer?
ABBOTT: Money.
COSTELLO: Money comes with my computer?
ABBOTT: Yes. No extra charge.
COSTELLO: I get a bundle of money with my computer? How much?
ABBOTT: One copy.
COSTELLO: Isn't it illegal to copy money?
ABBOTT: Microsoft gave us a license to copy Money.
COSTELLO: They can give you a license to copy money?
ABBOTT: Why not? THEY OWN IT!
(A few days later)
ABBOTT: Super Duper computer store. Can I help you?
COSTELLO: How do I turn my computer off?
ABBOTT: Click on "START" ............
Tuesday, February 20, 2007
Happy New Year
First of all, I wish all you guys a Happy Chinese New Year! Labels: Happy New Year
Well, the first day of Chinese New Year was the same as the past few years. Only that, we didn't get to visit 2 other relatives. Sadly to say, my birthday falls on the first day of Chinese New Year. But nothing can stop me from celebrating my birthday! Met up with Andrew, Jon and Terence for a drinking session at AMK. Diza and Eileen were supposed to come, but they were so late. I drank like 3 and a half cans of Heineken and I was super dizzy! Yes, call me weak. I'm not a regular drinker.
Wanted to go to KBOX, but Dad didn't allow. He wanted me home by 12. So sad. Cabbed home with Terence. Felt like vomitting. Hahahah. Terence threatened to sell me away if I vomit in the cab. I had a terrible headache in the morning! Took 2 panadols and went back to sleep. Dad was like "I'll see whether you still dare to drink so much the next time! Hah!"
The whole family stayed at home on the second day. Relatives from my Dad's side are coming over. Each one of them took turns to ask me questions about my brother. And they asked the exact same questions! So irritating!
Today is the third day of Chinese New Year. I should be at home resting, but no! I'm out here working. I'm like so bored here. I'd rather be busy than sit here and do nothing. Oh yes, this Malay couple ordered a coffee with milk and cuppucino and walk off without paying. Hahah, Jasmine was cursing them! So funny. Shall go and work now. Tata!
PS: Oh yes, a big thank you to all who wished me Happy Birthday. As for those who didn't, please remember it next year! Hahahahahah!
Wednesday, February 14, 2007
What a Guy Really Means When He Says....
"I'm going fishing."
Really means... "I'm going to drink myself dangerously stupid and stand by a stream with a stick in my hand, while the fish swim by in complete safety."
"It's a guy thing."
Really means.... "There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical."
"Can I help with dinner?"
Really means... "Why isn't it already on the table?"
"Uh huh," "Sure, honey," or "Yes, dear."
Really means... Absolutely nothing. It's a conditioned response.
"It would take too long to explain."
Really means... "I have no idea how it works."
"I'm getting more exercise lately."
Really means... "The batteries in the remote are dead."
"We're going to be late."
Really means... "Now I have a legitimate excuse to drive like a maniac."
"Take a break, honey, you're working too hard."
Really means...."I can't hear the game over the vacuum cleaner."
"That's interesting, dear."
Really means... "Are you still talking?"
"Honey, we don't need material things to prove our love."
Really means... "I forgot our anniversary again."
"That's women's work."
Really means... "It's difficult, dirty, and thankless."
"You know how bad my memory is."
Really means... "I remember the theme song to 'F Troop', the address of the first girl I ever kissed and the Vehicle Identification Numbers of every car I've ever owned, but I forgot your birthday."
"Oh, don't fuss. I just cut myself, it's no big deal."
Really means... "I have severed a limb, but will bleed to death before I admit I'm hurt."
"I do help around the house."
Really means... "I once put a dirty towel in the laundry basket."
"Hey, I've got my reasons for what I'm doing."
Really means... "I sure hope I think of some reasons pretty soon."
"I can't find it."
Really means... "It didn't fall into my outstretched hands, so I'm completely clueless."
"What did I do this time?"
Really means... "What did you catch me doing?"
"I heard you."
Really means... "I haven't the foggiest clue what you just said, and I'm hoping desperately that I can fake it well enough so that you don't spend the next days yelling at me."
"You look terrific."
Really means... "Oh, God, please don't try on one more outfit. I'm starving."
"I missed you."
Really means... "I can't find my sock drawer, the kids are hungry and we are out of toilet paper."
"I'm not lost. I know exactly where we are."
Really means... "I'm lost. I have no idea where we are, and no one will ever see us alive again."
"I don't need to read the instructions."
Really means... "I am perfectly capable of screwing it up without printed help."
Monday, February 12, 2007
12th February 2007
Okay, I was so bored at work today. I helped Josiah and Kok Hong with their Entrepreneur Project. Hahahah. I feel so nice. They owe me a treat! Labels: 12th February 2007
Went to Bugis with Terence, Jonathan, Josiah and Diza today. I was supposed to buy my bottoms for Chinese New Year. But I couldn't find any nice one there. Therefore, I'm not going to Mr Tan's lesson tomorrow. I'll be going to Queensway to get my bottoms. I hope they have nice ones there.
I can't wait to get off from work. I'm so tired. My eyes are like closing already. Yawns.
Saturday, February 10, 2007
10th February 2007
Went back to STC yesterday. The last time that I went back was during Teachers' Day. But yesterday was different. Qiaofen and I were there because Amanda wanted Qiaofen to accompany her to get her results. I was there because Qiaofen wanted me to accompany her to NYP. Going to NYP is a total waste of my time. Because by the time we reached NYP, DAE was already closed. We had to go back the next day. Labels: 10th February 2007
So today, I accompanied Qiao to NYP and NP. NP sucks big time. They didn't allow Qiao to do her DAE. She was asked to do JAE instead. But when we went into the room that we were supposed to do the JAE thing, this guy said that Qiao is not eligible for nursing course and she should apply for some other course. I don't understand why Qiao don't want to join ITE. ITE is not that bad. I know cause I'm in ITE. It's not really 'It's the end'.
Oh yes, I sold my MP3 to Qiao. So sad. Couldn't really bear to sell it away. But what can I do? I'm broke.
PS: 8 more days.
Sunday, February 4, 2007
I just realised that I'm not that important to you after all. I've been trying to get to you for the past 2 days and I can't get through. You told me that you want to get back together with me after your exams. But I don't see that happening right now.
No more looking back
No more tears
I'm sick of trying
Sick of waiting by my phone for your messages
Sick of waiting by the computer for your emails
All these are going to end
Period
More tests
You are very easy to talk to and all your friends can count on you for advice. You are strong and healthy... KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK! You are smart and strong minded and you know what you are doing. Yo uare a survivor. \"Why do you feel so blue?\" - Unknown Labels: More tests
You are an easy going person
What type of person am I?
You Are a Survivor .
This is lame. Zombie breakout? Like that would ever happen.
Blue
You may cause feelings of calmness or serenity. You are also often described as peaceful, tranquil, secure, and orderly. You may also create feelings of sadness or aloofness. You are rather popular though you may be one of the least appetizing. :o)
I'm blue? What the fuck? I wanted black.
Saturday, February 3, 2007
IQ Test
Labels: IQ Test
Hah! According to this IQ test, I am extremely brilliant! I don't think it's true lah. If it's true, I would have gotten into the special stream in secondary school. It's so funny!
A personiality test. I wonder whether it's true?
Thursday, February 1, 2007
Pissed Off
I actually wrote some stuff before typing this in. I thought that I shouldn't really talk about it anymore. I shall listen to Jon and just tolerate. To tolerate is a very difficult task to do. I was this close to losing my temper today. But hey, a game is a game. Though it was embarrassing, I knew I had to do it. Labels: Pissed Off
But, I'm never gonna play that game again. Call me coward, chicken or whatever you want. No more truth or dare, dare and dare. Hah!
Have to go back to school tomorrow for DPA and Time Management course. Man, I just wanna stay at home and sleep. Shall get a GPA of 2 or higher this time round, so I won't get into that stupid time management course again. I think we have to choose what course we wanna take next year. Computer Networking, Wireless or Multimedia. I was thinking of choosing Multimedia, but Nikole says that it's very hard to get in. So I might choose Wireless instead.
I told my boss that I can't work on Fridays. Need to get some more rest and probably extra time to complete my driving. It's been a long time since I last took a lesson. Shall get back to working now.
To Terence:
I'm not so sure whether you will see this. But here goes nothing, I know you are angry with me for just pin pointing only you when you are not the only one who was shouting all the fishball stuff. So I'm going to apologise to you here. I admit that I was in the wrong. Sorry.
