Tuesday, March 20, 2007
Laissez Faire
I'm going to dedicate this post to the cafe that I'm currently working in, Laissez Faire. Personally, I think that this is one of the worst jobs that I have gotten so far. Labels: Laissez Faire
Firstly, I used to bring my laptop to work so that I can use my laptop to kill boredom. But recently, my boss, Jasmine told me that Mr Tee said that laptops and the dvd player are not allowed already.
Secondly, the other day I brought Diza's player to the cafe and I was watching it the whole day. But I served customers when they needed something. But when I got off from work, Diza messaged me and said that Mr Tee told Jasmine that she cannot watch the player cos he could not see her from the camera. Of course he couldn't see her from the camera, the camera wasn't even on. They are so lame.
Thirdly, I stayed in the cafe after I got off from work yesterday. And because Jinsheng and company wanted a chalet, so I was asking Diza what chalet we should book. Then Mr Tee called Diza on the phone and asked her why are we laughing so happily and that she's supposed to be working. Like what the hell? Aren't you supposed to be in Australia working? And when Diza starting talking on the phone with her friend, I told her to stop in case Mr Tee calls her again. And I was right. She had a missed call from Mr Tee. -_-"
Number 4. There's no MSN or JavaScript in the computer that we are supposed to use. So it's kinda like very boring since almost everything needs JavaScript?
That should be all. I'm going to find a new job. Rah!
Monday, March 19, 2007
19th March 2007
I haven't been blogging since last week? I was too lazy to blog. But now, I'm like so bored. Dying of boredom! My God! And I have to fucking work for this whole holiday. Labels: 19th March 2007
Oh and guess what happened the other day? I was fucking fined! For throwing a cigarette butt on the floor. $200! Where the hell am I supposed to find that money?! It's not going to drop from the sky! Now I have to think twice about throwing a fucking cigarette on the ground. Shit!
My DAE results are out! And I didn't get in. Hahahahahah. Nevermind. I still have my ITE education. I am kinda disappointed that I didn't get into RP, but nevermind. There's always a next year.
Thursday, March 15, 2007
15th March 2007
Okay, there is a Jesus lookalike ang moh in the cafe now. And he carries a crumpler bag. I didn't know Jesus is so hip. Hahahahah. Diza is trying to take a photo of him now. I will try to upload his photo if I can. For now, I'm going to pray to him. Hahahahah. Labels: 15th March 2007
Wednesday, March 14, 2007
14th March 2007
Funny conversations today Labels: 14th March 2007
Conversation no. 1
Boon Chuan: I want to go and see you take your prac the next time.
Diza: Why?
Boon Chuan: I want to see how you fall.
The rest of us: Hahahahahahah!
Conversation no. 2
Boon Chuan: Do you jerk when you ride the bike? I like to see people jerking.
Junjie: Why? Because you like to jerk yourself right?
Me and Diza: Hahahahahahah! Junjie! You dirty minded guy!
Conversation no. 3
Junjie: Eh Boon Chuan! You will be sparkling hot if you got long hair!
Boon Chuan: Of course hot lah! So much hair!
Me and Junjie: Laughing hysterically.
Seriously, Boon Chuan is super funny. He has got a serious face but he's damn funny.
Saturday, March 10, 2007
10th March 2007
Okay, this stupid bangala just came into the shop and starting shouting. I got a shock lah! In the end, turns out that he wanted a cup of orange juice. Can't he say so earlier? He can't seem to stop bargaining with me. Hey, $2.50 is $2.50. There's no way a cup of orange juice can drop to $1.50 just because you are a bangala. If you don't have money, go somewhere else. We are not the only cafe in Singapore. Labels: 10th March 2007
That stupid bangala was like complaining about the orange juice. Don't like don't drink! Fuck off! And if you have come to my cafe before, you'll know that no one except the staff there can go into the counter. That bloody bangala came inside the counter! This leaves me no choice but to shout at him. That disgusting bangala! And after he finish a cup of orange juice, he wanted another cup and asked me how much is the second cup. Hello! Is there any difference between the first cup and the second cup?! Like hell no! I want to quit my job! Need to find a new job as soon as possible. A job where I don't have to face thousands of bangalas everyday!
Now I'm just waiting for 10.10pm to come, so I can quickly close the shop and hurry home. I don't want to see anymore bangalas today. Fuck! I have to work full tomorrow! Tomorrow is like the off day for all the bangalas in Singapore! I'm going to message Jasmine and tell her that I'm sick and I don't want to work tomorrow. I don't care. I'm traumatised now.
Friday, March 9, 2007
Cigarette Killer
Labels: Cigarette Killer
Click to Play!
Play this! I can't seem to complete it! Hahahahah!
Tuesday, March 6, 2007
6th March 2007
Currently, I'm rotting in a lan shop. The guys are playing counterstrike and I'm waiting for them to end their game so that I can finally go home. Was supposed to go studying today. But ended up reading a novel in the library. Hahahahah. Shall study later. Hopefully my GPA will be higher this semester. Labels: 6th March 2007
Going to school tomorrow. Got to see what's my grade for Communication Skills. Don't think I can get high marks for it cos my first presentation sucks. Hahahahah.
Okay, I shall go and rot now.
Money
I swear that I'll get rich and not let everyone around me suffer anymore. Labels: Money
But then, will I live till then?
Someday when I can't take it anymore, I'll bid everyone farewell.
And then everything will end.
All the trouble that I have given all of you.
Money is really the root of all problems.
Monday, March 5, 2007
5th March 2007
I want to go to IKEA tomorrow. But dad says not to do anything to the room or the house cos we are going to move out in 4 years time. 4 years is like damn long! But then, the blinds in my room would have already drop off. And I want to repaint my side of the room too. But I can't. I can't stand the stripes and the yellow anymore. Should I paint my room poka dot red? That would be cool! Hahahahah. Hope that when we move out, I would be able to get a room of my own, even if it's the store room. Labels: 5th March 2007
Electricity got cut off today. I was having a nap when suddenly the fan stopped moving. Opened the door and saw this letter on the floor. Looks like my mother didn't pay the electricity bill again. Had to shower with cold water today. I hate it when this kind of things happened.
Lastly, can someone define love and friendship for me? I don't know what they mean anymore. Aren't friends supposed to help you when you ask a favour from them? Is love always here or do we have to chase after it? Is it so easy to forget someone that you love?
Sunday, March 4, 2007
Survey
There are only 400 out of every 1,000 that aquire this gift. It is usefull in many ways. Use your gift wisely. Follow the stars because there detirmin what animal you become. You are a sexy boy inside :] You are a true braniac... maybe you might get into one of those ivy league colleges for gifted minds such as yourself. Congrats. You rule. :) As a angel sent down from heaven you have plenty of good to spread around. You put others before yourself 100% of the time. If someone you know isn\'t happy, then neither are you until they are and your friends will stay true to you because of this. You are majestic and elegant. You might not pick up on things right away and maybe you can be alittle slow, but no matter what you are a beautiful person, inside and out.You are a very calm person and tend to be kind and friendly. U WEAR BLACK ALL THE TIME.. You are a summer because you are always happy and smiling you should go for bright colors to make you stand out. Guess what? People love you for your personality. They feel comfortable around you, for almost every reason possible. You can be the life of the party, or someone they just hang out with one-on-one. You are always there for you friends, and they know and appreciate it. Congrats! Awww seems as if your personality is only randomly cute when you are sad. Your friends seem to just give you a bandaid. Want a hug? :( Labels: Survey
Shapeshifting Vampire
Vampire!
Boy
Sexy
Braniac!
I'm a nerd! Nerds rule!
I told you guys that I'd be rich one day. Now you believe me?
Good Soul
I am a good person. Come and be my friend. Hahahahahahah.
White Dragon
White dragon?
Gothic
Black rocks!
Summer
HOT SEASON!
Exhuberent
Is this true?
Sad Cute
Weird test. I wonder why I took it. Hahahahahah. I was bored.
Saturday, March 3, 2007
3rd March 2007
Went to the bank in the morning to deposit my cheque. Why can't Jasmine just give us a cash cheque? That way, I don't have to wait till Tuesday to get my pay. Labels: 3rd March 2007
I FINALLY BOUGHT A BAG TODAY AND IT'S A CRUMPLER BAG! Hahahahah. I wanted a crumpler bag for a very long time already. Since secondary school? Hmmmm. Then I went to watch Protege. It wasn't that bad. Some parts made me feel as if I was watching porn and some parts look like a horror movie. But over all, it's good.
I just calculated my pay for the month of March. I'm going to be super rich! $780! OMFG! Then I can finally clear my debts! $600 to Diza. And the rest is mine! Hahahahahah.
Another joke of the day, although Jonathan will say that it's not funny.
Caller: Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan?
Operator : Yes, you can speak to me.
Caller: No, I want to speak to Annie Wan!
Operator: You are talking to someone! Who is this?
Caller: I'm Sum Wan ..And I need to talk to Annie Wan! It's urgent.
Operator: I know u are someone and u want to talk to anyone! But what's this urgent matter about?
Caller: Well just tell my sister Annie Wan that our brother, Noe Wan was involved in an accident. Noe Wan got injured and now Noe Wan is being sent to the hospital. Right now, Avery Wan is on his way to the hospital.
Operator: Look if no one was injured and no one was sent to the hospital from the accident that isn't an urgent matter! You may find this hilarious but I don't have time for this!
Caller: You are so rude! Who are you?
Operator: I'm Saw Lee.
Caller: Yes! You should be sorry. Now give me your name!!
Friday, March 2, 2007
1st March 2007
I know that today is the 2nd of March, but I have to blog about yesterday. Yesterday was the unluckiest day of this year. Labels: 1st March 2007
Firstly, I dropped my pack of cigarettes in the bus! RAH! I still had half a pack left! That's like 10 sticks! There goes my $5. Secondly, I lost in monopoly. I only had 3 properties when the rest of them had like more than 3! And every property that I went belong to either one of them and I couldn't buy it. So retarded.
Thirdly, when I was walking to Yishun MRT station I fell down. Yes, laugh all you want. Shuwen fell down. I kneeled down on one knee. Damn pain. I think there's a small little bruise there already.
Oh yes, as quoted by Junjie, we took a VERY EXPENSIVE cab to Jinsheng's house. It was the SMRT MPV cab. The cab fare was already 13.60 when we got into the cab! And the taxi haven't even started moving yet! ARGH! And because it was our first time in a MPV cab, we didn't know that there was a tv in the cab. So we were VERY suprised when the driver pulled the screen down and let us watch Tom & Jerry. Hahahah.
I wanted to go cycling today(2nd March) but thanks to Diza, I have to work full shift today. 10 hours! Nevermind, I can get $50 today. I'm going to slack in the cafe now. Bye.
